Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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