exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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