You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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