CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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