I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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