you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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