Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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