I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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