The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Bring me that man meat
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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