That's intense
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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