i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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