Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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