sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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