I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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