some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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