theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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