to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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