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(812): View more from Indiana

Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.

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(224): View more from Illinois

he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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(810): View more from Michigan

Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....

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(636): View more from Missouri

i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend

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(303): View more from Colorado

Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

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(410): View more from Maryland

I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward

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(503): View more from Oregon

I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.

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