Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?