On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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