Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
