remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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