the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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