hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?