so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.