Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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