And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?