Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
The cops high fived after they tackled you