Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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