i jhust puked up my retainher.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.