Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine