Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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