This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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