How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
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They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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