Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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