I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
please don't ironically join a cult
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