yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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