I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I need a beard to bite.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Randomize
