Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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