cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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