Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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