Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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