i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Randomize
