at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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