Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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