I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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