I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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