i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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