You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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