No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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