How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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