come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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