Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Two words: nipple clamps
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