This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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