I don't think brook has ever known best
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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