I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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