using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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