Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
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