I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish i was in the wii world.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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