I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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