Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
North Korea, Best Korea!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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